Mr. Phelps

. . .

Olympians

. . .

Of various types, of course.

Missy Franklin. We love this girl.

And Mr. Lochte.

He's even more popular in the Cuban community down here after a report by a local NBC news anchor that Lochte's Cuban grandmother fixes him traditional Cuban meals, whatever that means.

Jeff Parker often refers to them as his fellow Floridiots.

Well...

There are so many scandals piling up in Miami Dade alone that they don't appear in the news anymore. 

Scary.