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Castro 1.0 wrote in one of his legendary ramblings that Hugo Chávez, the former Venezuelan president was his dearest and closest friend. Well, something of the sort.
Castro 2.0 asks 'How about me?' and  his brother replies 'You never had any oil'.

And current Venezuelan president Nicolás Maduro sinks a bit lower in his grandiose populism, inventing new words.

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Ah, yes...

Rejections.

Eeeek!  No blood! No knives!

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